February 2012
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Sometimes, I just absolutely despise humans.
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Me: I wonder who will win an Oscar this year...
Dad: I think the horse from War Horse should win.
Me: Oh my gosh, could you imagine that? They'd announce him as the winner, and they would lead him on stage, by the rein...
Dad: What would he say?
Me: Well, he's horse, he'd just neigh into the microphone, surely...
Dad: I'd like to thank my stablehand... My hay supplier... And the blacksmith that did my shoes.
Me: Oh my gosh.
Dad: Oh, can, er, somebody, er, pick that up for me? I can't, I can't... Reach it. Alright, okay, just, pop it in my mouth? Okay, thanks, that's great.
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“Friends are quiet angels, who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble...”
Anonymous asked: what movie is that from with the caption: Wow! He's so into it?
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